I have a new motto: "Walk like a woman, fight like a man."

Such a heart-wrenching story I have for you, about two friends torn apart by the vanity of one.

Okay, that was dramatic. So this may be a little confusing if you don't play World of Warcraft, or if you don't know anything about it, so just try to keep up :-P

Yes, I've started playing WoW, and I am not ashamed. Mostly because I was a die-hard WarCraft fan to begin with, so shut up. I have a right to this. Its my inheritance. Also my fiance has played it for literally as long as we've been together.

Any way. The first character I made was a male Tauren. I didn't like playing a male though, so I made a female Tauren because the Tauren female was the only female that didn't look weird. Well, I mean, she's a cow, so of course she looks weird. She's suppose to look weird. When I pick a character that's supposedly one of the "sexier" races and her hands are as long as her forearms that's... uh... weird. I know, I know, I'm picky.

Any way I wanted an Alliance character as well, and I decided a female Draenei would do. I chose warrior as my class and I was fairly happy with her. I nick named her "goat girl" even though her name was Lilyn. (Draenei have horns and hooves like goats). She was kind of like a cute little pet to me.

And then... oh, that fateful day. Well, hour. Okay fateful half hour or less because this is like one of the first quests you get.

Here we go to kill some "vile mutations" or what not. We find one. We boldly attack and, what does she do? Prances. Like, for real - when we were walking around the crash site earlier and she was prancing, I was all like, yeah, you go girl, all the male Draenei gone be fallin' all over you. That's my girl!

Buy seriously, who the hell is concerned with prancing like a loopy headed fool trying to impress a man while they slam their bastard sword into the slimy head of a sickly mutation? I mean, really. Man up. I was embarrassed. You act like that, you don't need a sword. Learn to prioritize, woman!

Okay, so actually I was just being weirded out by the fact the only female character I could find who looked like me had horns and hooves. =/ I don't know what that says about me, but it doesn't seem like a good thing.

So I deleted her.